Here we are, tied to the Aktio dock, unsuspecting.... |
Having been engrossed in stories of the Battle of Thermopylae*, our Captain’s first
thought was to reach for an implement of destruction (probably my best kitchen
knife – eeeuuuw!). However, he resorted
to a sudden ninja cut & thrust punch.
Ratus learned to fly, though sadly not to swim, then made a hasty
retreat from the dock into his boatyard hideaway.
You can’t
say we hadn’t been warned. Rats are
known to run up mooring lines and our fabric clad fenders make perfect
treads. Along with wafting remnants of dinner,
it was an invitation clearly too good to miss.
(Although the Cap’n reckons they should have gone for the French boat
behind us, being better cooks & all!)
Still, we
are now replete with various instruments of defence and mooring lines
glistening with an array of plastic bottles. GS wants to go back to Kusadasi
for the black cat that tried to adopt us. It was a close call, hopefully not to be
repeated…
Note: large quantities of useful plastic bottles as "rat fender-offerers" |
Not a line was spared the "treatment" |
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